If you thought the millennial purity test was bad, well you ain't see
This is the 1500 point Rice Purity Test!
We felt that the 1000 point version lost a lot of the "fun" of the
earlier versions, so we re-wrote it, adding a few new sections, and
a buttload of questions. This test is guaranteed to be noisier than
your parents, more invasive than the census, and containing something
to offend everybody.
Also included is an answer form so that you can remember where in the
test you were, or show to a friend.